Entry No.4: Castaway friend

If I was on an island stranded by myself I would make a friend. I my friend would have hair a face and nice shiny teeth. My friend would be made out of an assortment of items. Its body would be a coconut. Then I would use a rock for its head and I would use sticks for arms and legs. I would use black coal and paint his face. I would name him Herman. He would be a real funny guy. He would tell jokes making me laugh when I’m depressed. He would be a witty guy to. He would be kind of a smart mouth. My friend would have his own place to sleep it will be a bed I made for him. I will give him a German accent but he will be from Cambodia and he would be on a holiday. He got lost on his way home to Cambodia. He would be lazy and he would just sit their and watch me build the fire make camp and cook. One of our stories will be about the time we were trying to make fire and he lost half his hair. I was gathering fire wood and he had just been going at it all day he just kept giving me crap. I was trying to make fire and he kept getting in the way so I was getting mad so I was hitting the flint harder then boom! The fire erupted causing Herman’s hair to catch a blaze. I tried to stop the blaze out but it was too late Herman had lost almost all of his hair. That was a funny day because Herman got what he disserved.