6a

my name comes from my grandpa jess and jesse the bod ventura. my grandpa jess is my moms dad and my dad said he would go along with it if we would add an e but he said he only wanted that because of jesse the bod ventura. my mom said she wanted to name me eli but my middle name is rondell and thats my grandpas name and they had to keep both of them happy. i dont really like my name. and if i was a girl i think it would have worked but just add an i. if i could have picked my name it would have been something crazy like mcloven and maybe i could have been an Irish R and B singer.

5a

If I were a superhero I would be a pretty good one. I would help people when they needed it and I would be a lazy superhero like some. I would also do everything I do to day as a superhero but I wouldn’t use my powers to help me in my everyday life. If I was a superhero the first thing I would do was look for big foot. I would do this just to prove to Justin that big foot isn’t real that way he will quit lying about it and everyone could go on with their life.

4A

I think that we make are selves. We make are choices and our choices affect us. Yes we get some of are parents genes but we make ourselves into what we want. Like if someone wants to smoke crack they will. If someone wants to drink they will. Everything we do every day affects us. Yes we are guided by coaches, friends and our family but it all really comes down to what you want to do. You need to be yourself and do what you feel is in your best interest. If you feel you need a job get one if you don’t then don’t it might affect you but its your choice.

Charlie in the tree

I am going to star in this summers biggest block buster. It is called Charlie in the tree. It stars me as a sniper for a secret organization, Justin Maitland, Justin Mathias, and Crazy Russian. The movie is about a man named Charlie (Jesse Roberts) who is sent on a mission by his boss (Justin Maitland) to kill Justin Mathias and his big foot friend Crazy Russian. The name is important because it is the last thing that Justin Mathias says before I take the shot. I will be in a full gully suit the entire movie. Will Justin and Crazy Russian make it out alive or will Charlie kill them both. Find out when it comes out this July.

2a:costumes

My favorite two costumes I ever wore for Halloween were when I was Michel Myers and a dirty clothes basket. I went as a clothes basket when I was 4 my mom cut a hole in the bottom of a clothes basket and filled it with dirty clothes. I got a lot of candy that year. When I was 12 I dressed up as Michel Myers. I scared a lot of people with that costume. I would just stand and stair at people and they would tell me to stop. I mainly scared women who were out with their kids.

Bigfoot isnt real: Blog 1a

Music is very important for my life. I love listen to music. I listen to music all the dang time. I listen to different music I’m not into just one type. The type of music I like changes ever couple weeks. Right now I listen to a lot of 3OH3 and Rammstein. It defines my generation because almost everyone I know all know at least one song and when I plays we all sing it. Everyone that I hang out with listens to the same music basically. I really don’t like it when people always blog about bigfoot it makes me mad and I have to calm down by listen to music or I will flip out.

Come back kid

Every set back has a plus side to it. Its like saying im taking 4 steps backward but 5 steps forward. Every time you catch a snag in your life you have the opportunity to come back twice as had. As long as you stay positive and just keep on keeping on you will be just fine. Its like people who are obsessed with bigfoot. They will never ever find him but yet they still keep looking for him. As long as bigfoot is around we have people looking and fail in the search for the big harry man named bigfoot.

Shark man

If I could go any where in the world and try to prove a point I would go to Australia and swim with great white sharks. I would go their to protect them from Bigfoot. It is a know fact that Bigfoot’s diet contains mostly great white sharks. Bigfoot is a jerk and all he does is eat great white sharks. I know in my heart that if I honor the sharks they will let me live with them and not take my hat and go into their den. If I did have a encounter with Bigfoot I would shoot him dead and feed him to the sharks. Also if I saw the Orca boat in the water I would blow it up and kill Hooper, the Chief, and the crazy caption of the boat.

Really dumb laws

Maine-You may not step out of a plane in flight. I don’t plan to freaking step out of a plane in flight. I don’t want to fall to the ground and die. This is a dumb law. I can see a cop reading a guy his rights while he is in the hospital in a body cast. What in the heck is wrong with freaking Maine are they really that retarded. I am going to go to Maine and buy a plane ticket and then I am going to jump off the plane and see if they really charge me. Honestly what in the world is wrong with people.

Our School

Worst thing about our school is lunch. We have this dumb fingerprint thing that works maybe half the time and that we can’t go back after we go through once. I am thirsty after I eat and I want a gator aid. It is ridicules.

One good thing about our school is our teachers. I have Mr. Heiro. He is awesome. I also have Mr. Cleary he is weird in a way and you never know what he is going to do. I also have Mr. Nordstrom and Mr. Brigham they both are pretty cool and funny.

We have a couple weird customs here like on tenderloin day it is a made house here. It is the same on bosco sticks day is the same. They are weird customs.

Everyone dresses a the same kind of. Some dress preppy and some dress hick and others just dress normal.

who would i meet

If I could meet anyone ever I would want to meet Mike Tyson. I would want to meet Mike Tyson because he is a crazy mother trucker and he might be one of the dumbest individuals ever. Some of the questions I would ask him would be like “why in the world did you bite a man’s ear off?” what in the world posses a man to bit another mans ear off. I would ask him why he said all the stupid stuff he did and why he was so dang crazy. I would also sit him down and make him listen to some of the stuff he said and I would as him if he knew what he was really saying.

How school is going

This year has been alright this year. It really just started. We only have 14 football practices left I glad about that. The food this year really sucks and the lunch ladies are mean. My favorite class is intro to Ag. Mr. Nordstrom is really cool. I would say my hardest class is Spanish just because I have no clue what they are saying in their. It really hasn’t been to hard yet. I just have been going through the motions not really doing to much work. Ill turn it on when I need to but for now im just going to sit back and chill

blog no. 15:You’re almost there

Ah finally the end of this year is almost here. I cant wait for the summer. This summer will be one full of stories I will never be able to tell my parents. I have a job that will help support me this summer but I also have football and I know this year will be so much harder then last year. I am going to my grandma and pas in Missouri this summer. It is always fun down there. I am never bored I can go swimming fishing four wheeling or anything I want to do because their really aren’t laws down their you got to fend for yourself and know how to get by it’s a dog eat dog kind of place only the strong survive. I will also be hanging out with my peers. I will also be doing a lot of driving and trying to finish up my hours. I will also be saying goodbye to my sister because she is going to college and I will have to help her move in to her new college. This summer I will also be doing a lot of working to help pay for my truck. I will also have a lot of video gaming to catch up on. I will also have a lot of storm to do it is one of my hobbies during the summer. I always go with my dad. I also like to go down to my dads bar and hang out with all of the drunk people that make me laugh. I will also have a lot of golfing to do this summer.

Entry No.13:Money matters

Over the years I have made and spend a lot of money. I have spend a lot of it but I have also saved a little of it though. One thing over the years I have bought some good stuff and some bad stuff. One of the best buys I have had is my four wheeler. It is a $2000 big bear 400 and 4x4. I bought it for $500 because the guy thought it was a piece because the front finder is cracked. I put a little aluminum panel over it and it looked fine. Over the years though I have made some bad buys also. I once bought a shirt for$10 over e-bay thinking it was a men’s large. When it came in the mail it was a child’s large. I was so mad I didn’t buy anything on e-bay for a couple weeks. But however it made me learn that there are people on e-bay that are jerks and will rip you off. The guy I bought the shirt off was one of them. However though I have had some good buys off e-bay, I bought a $2 cd off of it and it was brand new and in the stores it was $12. It was a 69 eyes cd. I have also bought a 2 disc collectors edition of jay and silent bob strike back for $5 and in Wal-Mart it was $15. I have ripped a couple people off in my day though. I sold my skateboard to my neighbor Jake Schultz for his bike and $15 it was a good sell on my part and a bad buy on his.

Blog Entry No. 12:to be alone

To be alone is to be by yourself. Sometimes when im alone I get sad and I wonder what my purpose in life is. I find myself asking why am I always alone. Does anyone truly love me? As I sit alone pondering what everyone else in the world is doing I begin to think why alone really is? Then when I think of this I always go to the place where I know I can escape the fast times in the world. This place is my shed. I go to shed often to think. It has a stool and a radio. I have my lawnmower and punching bag out their and it has a lot of windows. Another place I am when im alone is my home. I am home alone a lot it doesn’t bother me like it would other people. I play ps2 or I watch t.v to pass time. Often when im home alone I sleep. When I sleep it helps pass time. Most times when im alone I eat pizza or I cook. One of my favorite things to cook when im alone is toast with peanut butter and spaghettio’s. I also do other types of weird thing when I am alone at home. One of the things I have discovered when I am home alone is that if you light a aerosol can and then shot it with my pellet gun. It makes quite a flame let me tell you. It is also a thing I do to pass time when I am home alone.

Blog entry No.10:Good luck Charms

Everybody has good luck charms or just random things they think are lucky. I have many good luck charms. One of my good luck charms is my bright orange hunting hat. I have killed my first big buck with this hat. I have also killed my first pheasant, dove, quail, rabbit, and squirrel. I also have a lucky habit I have during deer season. The habit is that for the whole weekend I don’t shower. It is a weird habit but I do it anyway. Other lucky items I have are my lucky knife. Its lucky because my grandpa gave it to me a couple years back when we were fishing and that day I caught a 8lbs 10oz catfish. Another lucky charm I have is my lucky penny. I found it one day when I was walking to fast stop to buy a monster. It is dated 1934 it is lucky because on my way their I passed a building and their on the ground was $53 just laying their on the ground. I always have the penny with me I keep it in my right shock. I had it the day my day bought me a scratch off lotto ticket and I won $90. It was awesome. I didn’t have the penny the day Briley wrecked the lawnmower into the grill but that a different story. I also didn’t have my penny the day that we had a guitar hero tourney and I got killed by everyone it was ridicules how bad I lost in that tourney.

Entry No.9:spring vacation 2008

Over my spring break I went to my grandma and grandfathers. While I was their I had many adventures but one of them was when I rolled the four wheeler backwards in the drainage ditch running into their pond. It is a Honda trx 125 they have had it for a little over 5 years. It is a little four wheeler but it is fun to ride because when you roll it you can turn it back over easy. One day I was driving up around the pond because it had rain and I was watching the water run into the pond. I got tired of watching the water so I had the plan to drive down the ditch where the water was and then drive up the other side. I turned to go down the ditch and when I started to go I went. I couldn’t get any traction so I could slow down and I smashed to bottom of the ditch. I got off the four wheeler and lifted the front end and set it down on the going up side. I got back on and gave it some gas but the back tires just sunk so I hoped off and began walking the four wheeler when I got the back tires up half way it flipped backwards. I was so mad I walked to the house got the other four wheeler and a chain and drove back down the hill. I hooked the chain on the front of the other upside down four wheeler and flipped it back over and then I just pulled it back to the top. I was so mad.

Entry No.8:Outdoor Adventure

As Stan sat in his tree stand with a 13 pointer 34 yards away he began to slowly knock an arrow into his bow. He slowly drew his bow up he waited for the big buck to put its head down before he pulled his bow back. The buck began to descend his head when thud. Stan’s broad head was buried deep into the deers side. The deer began to run wheezing as it did. Stan waited for a little then dropped down out of the tree to see the blood. He knew he hit the deer but where he didn’t know. He went and looked around and found a lot of blood he thought maybe it was a gun shot and the deer would still be able to run for a while. He began to track the deer and he knew it was going to be a long track. He began to follow the blood then it started to rain so he knew he had to hurry or he would never find the monster buck. He was walking along the path the deer had ran and to be safe he got out hit .357 magnum in case he saw any predators. He came up in a ridge were they seemed to be a lot of blood and a lot of hair he drew back the hammer on his .357 and ready himself. He went over the ridge and then “bang!””bang!” He fired two rounds into a charging tasmanian devil. Then he looked down into the gully and saw a huge black bear eating his big buck. He looked at the bear and the bear looked at him and charged. Bang! Bang! He shot twice and then…

Entry No.7:Stranded

If I was stranded by myself in the woods and I couldn’t find my friends I would first start screaming and yelling to see if they can here me. If I was lost in the Sahara the 1st thing I would do is to set up a base camp and find water. I would make my camp out of a sand pit and I would use some dry bushes to build a roof. I would have a knife because I was hiking and I would have a little bit of water in my canteen. I would also have some rope a floss and a gun. As the sun sets and I still can not find my friends I would begin to lay and wait for morning. During the night I had an encounter with a very large snake I was able to kill it with my knife before it bit me. As the sun rises I will make a fire and slowly roast the snake and eat it. During the day I would look for my friends. As I looked I came across a horrific sight my friends had all been ripped to pieces by a large animal. I took there water and looked for a phone I found what I thought to be a phone but it was smashed. I would then proceed to try and hike my way out with the map I found on one of my dead friends. As I began to make hike back to civilization I would wonder if I would ever make my way out of this place.

Entry No. 6: if i lost a sense

If I had to lose a sense and I could pick it the sense I would pick is my sense of smell. It wouldn’t be all bad losing my sense of smell. I would be able to cope with bad smelling people or bad smelling things. I would be able to sit in a room with my friends and when one of them farts and everyone freaks out I could just sit there and laugh because I wouldn’t have to smell it at all. Right now it would be good not to smell because someone farted and it stinks. It would also be bad because I like the smell of things. If I couldn’t smell I wouldn’t be able to smell all the good smelling things in life. I wouldn’t be able to smell cookies or other smelly good people like me. That would not be fun.
Another sense I think I could go without is my sense of taste. If I couldn’t taste it would be awesome to go to fear factor and kill the nasty stunt I would dominate. I would also use it to eat nasty things for money. It wouldn’t be fun not to taste though because if you lost your sense of taste all the new foods that come out you would never be able to taste or any of the foods you love. It would be kind of hard to lose my sense of taste. I would definitely miss the taste of chocolate milkshakes.

Entry No.5: Ten years from now

If I can see myself in 10 years from now I would hopefully be a very rich anesthesiologist living in a nice house on a lake that is full of fish in Colorado. I would drive a brand new dodge 3500 turbo diesel with a 7.2 liter and it would be black and crew cab with a 6 inch lift, super swappers, and it would have a huge sound system. I would own a bunch of land for deer hunting and I would have a large area of flooded corn were I would have a nice goose pit for goose and duck hunting. I would also have a bunch of parry grass that I would use for pheasant hunting. I would also have a bunch of toys to play with like for example a nice fishing boat I would have docked on the lake I live on. I would also have a bunch of four wheelers, dirt bikes, and a chuck wagon or two. I hope I will be married to the love of my life and with all the money I make I will make it so she can be a stay home mom. I would have the same personality I have now a nice laid back guy. I would let people come and hunt my ground. I wouldn’t forget about my family and I would build my mom and dad a nice house. I would have a nice trophy room in my house full of all the game I kill. It would be so nice If I were able to accomplish this.

Entry No.4: Castaway friend

If I was on an island stranded by myself I would make a friend. I my friend would have hair a face and nice shiny teeth. My friend would be made out of an assortment of items. Its body would be a coconut. Then I would use a rock for its head and I would use sticks for arms and legs. I would use black coal and paint his face. I would name him Herman. He would be a real funny guy. He would tell jokes making me laugh when I’m depressed. He would be a witty guy to. He would be kind of a smart mouth. My friend would have his own place to sleep it will be a bed I made for him. I will give him a German accent but he will be from Cambodia and he would be on a holiday. He got lost on his way home to Cambodia. He would be lazy and he would just sit their and watch me build the fire make camp and cook. One of our stories will be about the time we were trying to make fire and he lost half his hair. I was gathering fire wood and he had just been going at it all day he just kept giving me crap. I was trying to make fire and he kept getting in the way so I was getting mad so I was hitting the flint harder then boom! The fire erupted causing Herman’s hair to catch a blaze. I tried to stop the blaze out but it was too late Herman had lost almost all of his hair. That was a funny day because Herman got what he disserved.

Blog No. 3: Superpower

If I could have any superpower ever I would chose to have super human strength. I would chose the have super human strength because it would be awesome to be able to lift heavy objects. It would be so cool to be able to lift things like cars, trucks, builders, and airplanes. If I had super human strength I don’t know if I would be a bad guy or a good guy. It would be fun to be a bad guy because I could use my power for bad and I could destroy thing and break stuff and cause a lot of mayhem. I could also you use my power for good like saving people and fighting crime and I could be like a cowboy. I would also have to put up with the city always calling me for help. If I was bad I could come and go as I pleased. I could be rich if I was a villain. I could rob banks and no one could stop me. I would do what I wanted when I wanted and no one in the world could stop me and when they did I would throw objects at them. It would be amazing to have a superpower. I would want to get my power be accident just like all the others. I would get mine by getting bit by a body builder. Then I would react to it like Spiderman did by everything slowly coming to me. I would have to learn how to use my powers. That’s what superpower I would want.

Entry No. 2:Time Travler

If I could go anywhere in the world at anytime I would go to World War 2 during Holocaust. It might seem weird that the person I would want to meet is Hitler. I would want to ask him what was going through his mind. I mean come on everyone knows it would cool to ask Hitler how you could blame so much on one race. Well everyone might not want to like people he killed. I am one of the weird people who would like to know how Hitler did what he did. It is kind of crazy knowing that someone can do that. I would also like to see one of the camps. I mean the pictures look bad but if you can see the camp and just know how messed up they really were. It would be weird to see.

I would also like to go back to the year 1770 during the Revolutionary War. I would like to go back their with a M16 and about 100,000 rounds. Why you ask because if I kill al the British I would be a hero and we wouldn’t have had help from the French. I want this cause you know how cool it would have been for Little America to beat big bad Britain when we had just been made. It would have been so cool. Plus having that type of gun in the time frame would have been crazy. I would sit about 50 yards away in a bunker and I would just mow people down.

Entry No. 1: Welcome to my Blog

Hello I’m Jesse Roberts. I live in Minier and I am writing this blog because I have to for English. I am a freshman at Olympia high school. Its in Stanford.

My personality is pretty much laid back. I like to hang and play sports. I’m a funny guy. I like making people laugh. It makes me enjoy life. I like quoting movies. I also watch a lot of movies. I like comedies.

My likes in life are good. I like watching t.v. I enjoy playing ps2 or wii. I play football and I do wrestling. I also like hunting and fishing. I like hunting cause of the adrenalin rush. I like fishing because it just fun to kick back and relax. I hunt pretty much anything deer, ducks, geese, pheasant, deer, turkey, and coyotes. I like all music in general. Music is a good thing. Some of my favorite bands are avenged sevenfold, killswitch engaged, chevelle, six am, death cab cutie, the used, and the junior varsity. I also like big trucks and fast cars. I want a dodge 2500 v10 with superswampers and a 6” lift. I would like that but I most likely wont get it. I like four wheeling.

My physical description. I am 5’11”. I don’t have glasses. I died my hair black. It was a big mistake. I like Abercrombie, AE, Hollister, and Pacsun close. I have size 13 shoes.